A new word for the four letter "F" word

So the other day we were out and Simon said that
he had to to poo. He is practically yelling it at the
park so everyone is looking. I finally get him to the
bathroom and he comes out and said he couldn't
go and only "breath" came out. I know that some of
you may not like to use the word "fart" in your house.
I am now giving you Simon's vocabulary, so you
can teach your children it is called a "breath" instead.
I am still not sure where he came up with this.

personalized license plate

I don't know if you remember when I wrote

about the bright yellow hummer that was always

at my gym with the license plate "XXL"

Today I saw another gem when I came out of the

gym. It was a BMW roadster and the license plate

read "BDYMSTR" The woman then got out of the

car and she was indeed fully toned to capacity. Her hair was

very thin and about 1 1/2" all around. She looked

a lot like my gym teacher in 8th grade. I was sad to learn

that wonderful license plate was taken so I am thinking of

BDYMSTR2 If you do not live in the state of Utah then

you are in luck with that idea, you can thank me later.

Lagoon

We went Lagoon a couple of weeks ago. I was
just looking through the pictures for the first time
and saw this gem. If you enlarge the photo you
will see that Simon looks completely horrified. They
went on this ride more than any other, probably
15 times. Today I heard Simon say to Henry that
he was going to cut off his head and put it in a pizza
oven......can I blame that on this ride?

Just when you thought.....

That Andy Garcia was hot

A picture like this appears on People.com

Dave has always been totally disgusted when I

would tell him that I like Andy Garcia. I then saw

that my friend Kim agreed with me. Lindsey, another

friend agreed with Dave and was taken back.

After this picture I think my opinion has been

slightly adjusted

Tonga

So Dave decided a couple days ago that we are

going to go to Tonga to visit my parents. We have

been back and forth on the idea for a long time now.

The good news is that Tonga looks like the photos below.

The bad news is that I have to leave my baby

for 9.5 days.