Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Kids hating church already

So when I tell Charlotte it is Sunday she
gets super bummed because she doesn't
want to go to church. I just read this article
and it is cracking me up.



Holy car! Utah boy goes for spin to avoid church

PLAIN CITY, Utah – Police in Utah say a 7-year-old boy led officers on a car chase in an effort to avoid going to church.
Dispatchers received reports of a child driving recklessly on Sunday morning. Weber County Sheriff's Capt. Klint Anderson says one witness said the boy drove through a stop sign.
Anderson says two deputies caught up with the boy and tried unsuccessfully to stop the Dodge Intrepid in an area about 45 miles north of Salt Lake City. The car reached 40 mph before the boy stopped in a driveway and ran inside a home.
Anderson says when the boy's father later confronted him, the boy said he didn't want to go to church. The boy is too young to prosecute and no citations were issued, although police did urge the father to make his car keys more inaccessible to children.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Morning conversation

Charlotte comes downstairs and says to me
"I just pooed my pants, well not my pants, I pooed on
my body because I didn't have any clothes on. I
thought I was just going to fart and then poo started
coming out and so I ran to the toilet."

"Did you get any on the carpet?"

"I don't know"

Luckily it was just on her body.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Pioneer monument


So I took my kids to "This is the place" park
last week. In ZCMI you can buy all of the
old style candy. My kids decided on the
candy cigars. I thought that seemed pretty
appropriate for an LDS Pioneer store.