Sunday, June 28, 2009

Kids

So on Saturday we had a pioneer primary activity.
I was in charge of the doughnut eating contest...
(Jeanette, I do not want to cause you painful flashbacks
by looking at the photos below)
Charlotte has never cared if she is dirty, if her
clothes are dirty, room is dirty, etc. Simon is
so clean that if he gets a drop of water on his
clothes it is a slight seizureish event. So Charlotte
comes up to have a turn and she says "no, I do
not want to get my mouth dirty"
For real....check out her hands to the doughnut

Then Simon dove in on his turn.


We always have to keep the bathroom and laundry
room doors closed or Henry will get into mischief.
He is very similar to Charlotte in his curiosity and
mischief. This is how I found him a couple days
ago.

Today he got into the pantry and dumped
out trail mix and fishy crackers all over.

Those of you who have been around Henry lately
know how often and loud he screams. At Costco
the other day another child was screaming and it
sounded just like him. I looked over and the mother
would slap/hit her child on the mouth every time and
say "say please" It happened like 10 times, and
obviously the child couldn't talk yet. How strange
it was that someone would be hitting their child
in the face, period, but especially in the middle of Costco
and not think it was wrong.

A couple hours ago Charlotte is swinging, twisting, etc. Simon on the swing.
He is screaming for her to stop and she doesn't listen. I finally have
to go over and physically stop her. We get in the car a little
while later and she says "look at the picture I drew with the
Sharpies" I have told her about 50 times that Sharpies are not
allowed. She responds "I forgot" Side note to this is that she has
on a white skirt and white tank top. We start driving and within
5 minutes Simon says "my throat hurts" and starts to throw up.
The car was completely covered. Perfect. I then reminded her
that next time he asks her to stop she should listen.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Cheerleading is most dangerous sport

I hardly thought of cheerleading as a sport. I have thought
that I didn't want my boys to play football, but I guess I should
be more worried about cheerleading in the future.



Cheerleading safety efforts have led to modest reductions in the number of serious injuries in recent years, according to a new report about college and high school sports and cheerleading mishaps.
But cheerleading continues to cause more serious and deadly injuries by far than other sports.
Researchers have long known how dangerous cheerleading is, but records were poorly kept until recently. An update to the record-keeping system last year found that between 1982 and 2007, there were 103 fatal, disabling or serious injuries recorded among female high school athletes, with the vast majority (67) occurring in cheerleading. The next most dangerous sports: gymnastics (nine such injuries) and track (seven).

Friday, June 26, 2009

Using Cheetos as an assault weapon

Just an idea for next time you get mad
at your husband for leaving up the toilet seat
or his dirty socks by the couch.

SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. – Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos. The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said a 40-year-old man and 44-year-old woman became involved in a 'verbal altercation.' Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.
Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.
According to the Shelbyville Times-Gazette, both posted bond of $2,500

Monday, June 8, 2009

Gym sightings

Here is some of what I saw at the gym today
1. Old man in sweats with black dress shoes
2. Woman with hair done, tons of make up
and belted sweater with work out pants
3. Hiking shoes
4. Woman holding coffee while on treadmill
5. Woman holding coffee while doing her leg
weights
6. Man wearing sandals

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Old email

I was cleaning out my email and I found one that
I had saved from 2003. I still think it is very clever
and funny.


Your CD has been gently taken from our
CD Baby shelves with sterilized contamination-free
gloves and placed onto a satin pillow. A team of 50
employees inspected your CD and polished it to
make sure it was in the best possible condition
before mailing. Our packing specialist from Japan
lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he
put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that
money can buy.We all had a wonderful celebration
afterwards and the whole party marched down the
street to the post office where the entire town of
Portland waved 'Bon Voyage!' to your package,
on its way to you, in our private CD Baby jet on
this day, Monday, March 31st.I hope you had a
wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did.
Your picture is on our wall as 'Customer of the Year'.
We're all exhausted but can't wait for you to come
back to CDBABY.COM!!

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

From Charlotte's teacher


This is an email I got today from
Charlotte's teacher

"janet-I have to share this with you while it's
fresh in my mind and the kids are heading to recess.
Charlotte is a BORN stage director- she has everyone
lined up in their places, calling everyone to attention, etc.
She takes it very seriously! "

Monday, June 1, 2009

Should I be concerned, part 2?





This is Charlotte in Las Vegas.
No more to say, really.

Driving safety

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090601/od_nm/us_swiss_car_odd
I knew I had to post this. I just got new tires put on my van.