Old email

I was cleaning out my email and I found one that
I had saved from 2003. I still think it is very clever
and funny.


Your CD has been gently taken from our
CD Baby shelves with sterilized contamination-free
gloves and placed onto a satin pillow. A team of 50
employees inspected your CD and polished it to
make sure it was in the best possible condition
before mailing. Our packing specialist from Japan
lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he
put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that
money can buy.We all had a wonderful celebration
afterwards and the whole party marched down the
street to the post office where the entire town of
Portland waved 'Bon Voyage!' to your package,
on its way to you, in our private CD Baby jet on
this day, Monday, March 31st.I hope you had a
wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did.
Your picture is on our wall as 'Customer of the Year'.
We're all exhausted but can't wait for you to come
back to CDBABY.COM!!