Spinning class

So I am kicking my exercising up a notch since

I am basically the same weight as when Henry

was a month old. I have never been to a spinning

class and figured it was an hour of exercise vs. 30

minutes. I was super nervous that I would look

stupid.....

I got into the class a little bit late. I got onto a bike

and tried to adjust it. The seat was super high.

Finally I got it right and a man comes in about

5 minutes later and says "you are on my bike"

I apologize and he says "Did you really not notice

my water bottle right there?"

"Nope, sorry I didn't"

I am feeling stupid at this point and pick a new

bike(there were 8 others empty in the room)

I then get it adjusted I think but the seat still feels

a little bit high. I am trying to act like I know what

I am doing and I realize that everyone in class has on

bike shorts and cycling shoes. I really stick out I

realize. I continue on. About 15 minutes later I realize

that every part of me that is on the seat is killing. It

continues to get worse and by the end I am dying.

I go up to the instructor after and ask for her help

on adjusting so I am not in so much pain. She tells me

about some cream that is called "Assos" that you rub

on before class, wow. She says she couldn't tell that
I had never been in a spin class before and a few men

pipe in

"I noticed you were waddling all around"

"Your seat looked too hight"

"Your hands were in the wrong place"

I took some Tylenol before I went to bed. I think I

need to get a doughnut to sit on, literally. My whole

bottom feel bruised. Not sure if I will be going back

to that class.